Naruto - Holes

Yes, another Naruto/movie crossover. I wanted to make the title "leaves" or something from the naruverse, but nothing sounded great. anyone got any suggestions?

Here's how I see the characters:

Stanley IV/Caveman = Naruto. Both are the main characters that get little to no respect.
Hector/Zero = Sasuke. I considered Naruto for this first, because both have no family, are unpopular, and are short. However, I decided Sasuke was better because Zero is silent, smart, only talks to Stan, and is the best digger in the camp. Besides, without girls there to fall all over him, I don't think Sasuke would be that popular. Also, both run away.
Armpit = Chouji. The big ones. XD Sry, Chou.
Zigzag = Shika. Aside from being sarcastic, their personalities aren't that similar. But, I've always seen Shika as a tall guy, even if he really isn't, and I imagine his hair would be poofy if he ever took it down.
Magnet = Kiba. Both are animal lovers and a little hot-headed.
Xray = Neji. C'mon...how could I pass this up considering the name? Xray is the unofficial leader of the group, and Neji has a lot of leadership qualities.
Squid = Lee. Both are a little awkward looking imho. Plus, the image of Lee with Squid's deep voice makes me lawl.
Those not pictured here:
Barfbag = Shino.
Twitch = Sai. Twitch/Sai replace Zero/Sasuke respectively.
Warden = Anko. (or any other scary lady)
Mr. Sir = Ibiki (or any other scary dude)
Pendanski = Iruka. The goofy, yet lovable "mom" type of counselors. XD
Kate Barlow = Tsunade. Both wander when their lovers are killed.
Sam = Dan? Idk...
Stan's mom and dad = Kushina and Minato. I nearly bust a gut when I think of them making kissy faces while saying "I don't smell anythang!" :'D
Stan's gpa = Jiraiya. XD

I'll stop now. This is way too long as it is. If anyone would like to add anything, feel free to comment! XD

Naruto and Holes aren't mine. Art is.